The Cedar Rapids Rough Riders have announced that they're searching for "Riders girls" to liven up the atmosphere at the Stable. There will be a competition to pick out the 8-10 women with valuable 'assets.'
Great to see that the ladies are getting in on the action besides being Bimm-Riderette girls who get to attempt throwing (aka often hitting the glass, giggling, and doing the 'oh my i'm a little girl' act) coozies to the crowd while wearing T-shirts meant to be sized for six year olds.
Le sigh.
I have to say hockey cheerleaders have to be the biggest joke that I have ever seen. They just march around and entertain male guests while making complete asses out of themselves (by being unable to skate, knowing virtually nothing about hockey, and tripping down the stairs as they attempt lame cheers), and occasionally do something handy like scoop up ice while wearing hot pants in front of the crowd.
Dream big girls, dream big.
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